I had just been fired when I walked past a homeless man who clumsily tried to steal my pants. Then I found five dollars.
Somewhere between Zurich and Nashville I realized that those friendly men at the airport were never going to give me my wallet back. Then I found five dollars.
It was midnight when I was chased by crazed vampires who tried to make me their queen. I hid behind a dumpster. Then I found five dollars.
As I picked up the beef that was on sale I saw that the store was being robbed. I then found five dollars.
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